February 2012
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On Macaulay Culkin
Matt: Is he working, is he a working actor now or is he like unemployable?
Russell: No, he's employable, he does like gritty theatre I think and things like that, he's keeping himself bus-
Matt: Unemployable
eimsy:
Russell talking about his waxwork at...
ifpeoplewererain:
Russell Brand Show -...
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On meeting the Queen
Matt: Imagine if, when she comes to shake your hand you just throttle her
Russell: Thats really weird when you think, I could just do that now
Matt: And then that'd be the biggest story ever
Russell: Come here you!
Matt: What you thinkin of, then immediately go sorry, sorry
Russell: This won't effect my knighthood will it mam?
Russell: Here's a new item called Clever Monkey, its an email from Pete Thompson, I once saw a Gorilla in a zoo eating an apple, the apple had a little logo sticker on it and he took this off and stuck it on his chest
Matt: Thats the best thing I've ever heard, awh it thought it was a little sheriff, I'm a sheriff, Granny Smith my name is
Anonymous asked: are matt and russell still friends? have you heard anything or seen them hanging out recently now that russell is back in the UK? i really hope so!
jacksamuelgould asked: I fucking love russ and matt's radio two show, 2008's whole run is genius, listening right now to the Isle of White one. How the fuck is it so good. wpeogrjhfidgjs. Apologies but you're the only person I follow who loves it as much
so-unholy:
TREV’S JEANS - BBC Radio 2, 17...
“Russell, stop eating fruit into the microphone”
– Matt Morgan (via rustykittens)
Russell: I see you standing there on your own cleaning glasses, having a pretend conversation with a cowboy ornament, an ornament of a cowboy
Matt: Jeff?!
Russell: Yes Jeff, saying to him that things ain't what they used to be and such like
Matt: He's a cattle rustler, he's actually a very interesting bloke
so-unholy:
GOODIE BAG - BBC Radio 2, 24 February...
so-unholy:
CHANGING NAMES - BBC Radio 2, 13...
isntithateful:
Remember when Trevor tried to claim Klaus Nomi was from Salford.
Ah, I do miss them…
I prefer thinking of Matthew’s operatic version of this!!
isntithateful:
Whenever I have to get up really early, I always think of Russell and Sharon’s little song to help them through the day:
“This will be all done, this will be all done Soon we’ll all be back in bed This will be all done, this will be all done Soon we’ll all be nice and dead”
Yup.
January 2012
28 posts
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Matt's trip to the Doctor's
Matt: She said to me, 'Well, if you're worried about your heart, there's nothing wrong with it probably, but why don't you do an ECG?'
Russell: ...Which is what the Russians done in Rocky 4!
Matt: Yes, the Doctor said to me, 'I've got an idea, I got it from Rocky 4.'
so-unholy:
MATT’S MEMOIRS - BBC 6 Music, 5...
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Russell: I saw Richard Madeley earlier today and he looked nice and 'andsome. He sort of leaned out of his window and said, "Hey, you alright Russell?" And I went, "Alright, Richard? Where's the beard?" Cos apparently he'd had a beard recently.
Matt: Do you know what? Do you know what that means as well? A gay man who has a wife, they call that his beard.
Russell: Oh my god he thinks that I think his marriage to Judy is a sham! Oh no! What have I said? I did, I looked over and went, "Where's the beard?" And he went, "I've just got rid of it, it wasn't working out!" OH NO! Watch the tabloids, watch the tabloids!
so-unholy:
EASY SONIC “ENIGMA” - BBC 6 Music, 24...
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so-unholy:
FIRST IMPRESSIONS - BBC 6 Music, 3...
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Matt Morgan: What annoys me about deaf people . . .
Russell Brand: Steady. Mind you, they won't be listening
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so-unholy:
RUSSELL STORY TELLING - BBC 6 Music,...
“I think it’s nice about your nan saying ‘I’ll make you McDonalds’ and making you...”
– Matt Morgan (via rustykittens)
December 2011
29 posts
fushigicircus:
can russell brand marry matt morgan now?
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It's really bad...ger!